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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the subway

It would seem that a shark has been found on the New York subway.

Yes, a shark.

The article states, “where it came from remains a mystery,” although that’s just poor journalism, as any idiot who’s seen West Side Story knows that Sharks come from Puerto Rico.

That said, there is still the mystery of what this aquatic wonder was doing there, so I present:

 5 reasons you might find a shark on the subway. 

1. Because he had a ticket, just like everybody else
2. Because Damien Hirst is moving into the field public art
3. Because someone used it as a device to secure a double seat – would you ask someone to move their shark?
4. Because of an ‘outside the box’ effort to combat exploding rat populations
5. Because Sharknado!

posted by Peter The Great @ 9:50 PM