Good news
Finally, now you too can smell like make up and big boobs* because Katy Perry has launched a fragrance.The California Girl rocked up to the launch demonstrating her commitment to recycling by wearing a dress made of three discarded Dairy Milk wrappers cunningly knotted together.
If she had been able to find a fourth wrapper in her search of the park, doubtless the dress would have been less revealing - so thank you, tidy people of Mexico.
Mind you, it's not clear why she is selling her perfume contained in what appears to be a designer butt plug.

In other news, this weekend I made the mistake of watching Biutiful and Never Let Me Go. Both great movies, don't get me wrong, but pretty heavy going, emotional stuff.
By the end of it all, to be honest, I really wanted to see someone in a bikini blow something up. In space.
Incidentally, if you Google the phrase above, rather brilliantly, it brings back Princess Leia's Wikipedia page.
Anyway, both films remain recommended viewing.
But one at a time though eh?
*to be clear here, this is absolutely a good thing.

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