Riddle of the day
Q: When is a ceiling not a ceiling?A: When it's collapsed and is all over your kitchen floor.
Ok, not a riddle as such, but it's what happened on my arrival home this weekend. The ceiling had clearly had enough of the floor's snippy attitude and jumped down to sort it out.
'Leave is ceiling, he's not worth it' cried the walls, but it was too late, ceiling had launched itself down onto floor.
But floor was tougher than he looked, and ceiling ended up smashed into little plastery bits all over floor, whereas floor was smug and no more than a little dirty.
And the moral of this story is, I don't know, something about damp proofing I would imagine.
posted by Peter The Great @ 12:44 PM
5 Comments:
No more suspense! Or suspension. Hur!
Blimey. Didn't the surveyor have something to say about that when you bought the place? Can you sue? Or is that not how this property thing works?
WV: 'atalmers' - a night out up west with Wig or, for Ella, married life.
I was going to say the same as Mr Orange - depending on what kind of survey you had done, do you have some recourse to, well, blame someone else?
Do you want me to have a look?
Let me know.
I believe that Mr Pug is sending you the details of the chap we used to assess our damp problem, Mr PeGo. Hope it's useful.
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