I'd rather have an Xbox
I know the kids of today have pretty much everything, but this advert is just taking it too far, don't you think?
Honestly, I'm all for gift ideas during the festive season, but this is sick.
posted by Peter The Great @ 7:32 PM
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Oh no, Dr Terror and I have bought you a homeless for Christmas, so you'll have someone to look after your new flat all week. Should we send him back?
WV - mulnedly. Nope, I've got nothing.
See, up until Mrs Terror said 'him', I thought she was talking about me. Probably biased by the fact that my WV is 'parth'...to Postman Pete's house?
Oh Butterfly, we know that a classy child bride such as yourself is not for sale.
Of course even if you were, now that Dr Terror is unemployed - spending every day watching daytime television and scratching himself - we couldn't possibly afford you. x
With apologies to Swift, isn't the idea to EAT the homeless at Christlemas. Free range, booze fed and very tasty. Capture one for your kith and kin.
I say “unemployed” (mostly to provoke a reaction), College says “on sabbatical”. In practice, nothing has changed… I sit in my armchair while taunting the lessees, raking in the proceeds of their misery and masturbating aimlessly over pictures of Vietnamese women in humiliating, pornographic postures.
Homeless… Don’t I normally have a fight at this time of year with one of these in the backstreets of Soho? The crusty, begging shitbags.
@ Pellet - according to Swift, Christmas Homeless would only be eaten in Ireland. Taking account of their economy at present, it may be a popular option this year as it's way cheaper than a turkey.
WV is 'conga'. Which of course is what the homeless in question will be doing when Mr the Great gets him or her for Christmas.
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