5 words nobody should ever use to describe themselves
- Crazy (unless able to produce certification)
- Cheeky (unless in a dreadful pop duo - no, wait, that's even worse)
- Generous (unless you are actually looking to meet a pro)
- Intelligent (or, even better, inteligent. Yes, it happens)
- Attractive, or any variation thereof. For obvious reasons.
Feel free to add your own suggestions.
That is all. Carry on.
posted by Peter The Great @ 10:46 PM
10 Comments:
Hmm, are you interweb dating again?
Fun-loving. Ugh.
And "The one and only, nobody I'd rather be, and so on."
See what I did there?
Even worse than cheeky is "cheeky chappy".
Women describing themselves as "bubbly". Always makes me cringe.
"Happy-go-lucky"
"Vivacious"
Anything preceded by "my friends tell me I'm ..."
"Shy"
Oh, the list is endless.
'Quirky'. Almost as bad as people who mime the accompanying ''s.
Good to have you back, Mr the Great. Can I add myself to your list of helpful people to scrawl (un?)helpful comments all over your precious MS, please?
Ooh and 'unique', 'sincere', 'real' and 'original', courtesy of 10 minutes on flag moderation.
Myself and Mr Beardog, when we were singletons and users of online dating sites, had our own 'babel fish' style translation guide that ran along the lines of:-
Curvy = massive
Bubbly = massive
Rubenesque = really massive
GSOH = massive
Although this may have been due to living in the WMC.
Also NEVER describe yourself as honest - it immediately raises suspicion.
“Gangbanger”
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