The slow turning of a comedy motor in winter
I have signed up to 'beat the frog'.I am reliably informed that this is a gong show in Manchester.
However, if I were to turn up at the venue after an hour of driving to find that I have been engaged to punch a Frenchman square in the mouth, I shall consider it time and travel well spent.
Then again, mayhap I will be required to spank Vanessa Paradis at this event, in which case, I shall comply with my usual good grace.
It's probably going to be a gong show though, isn't it?
In other news, I now have a television AND heating and hot water in Castle Godwig, where we shall continue our efforts to reanimate a corpse.
Watch this space.
posted by Peter The Great @ 5:40 PM
2 Comments:
I’m not so sure about the gentle roleplay implicit in your comment regarding Paradis.
I have in mind a more thorough going over, possibly involving a tyre iron and a blowtorch.
Her appearances on Musique Plus used to make my sh*t hang sideways, they were so poor. The Depp-shagging, chanteuse sl*t.
That phrase has an entirely different meaning for me.
Oh and did you go and speak to your doppleganger and have a Terminator 2 moment?
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