Today's joke
I bought one of those soft toys the other day, the Sesame Street character that you can prod and it starts to laugh uncontrollably.I got it home, started poking and prodding it in the tummy and it just started crying and cutting itself.
Turns out it was a Tickle Me Emo.
posted by Peter The Great @ 11:04 AM
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Did you listen to '4 stands up' on Radio 4 yesterday? There was a comic whose routine consisted of a stream of (I thought they were very) funny quick-fire puns. He made me think of you.
I knew immediately without checking who that was. Tim Vine right? I believe he called himself, in the past, 'The Punslinger'.
I was told a corking black/ Jewish joke by a black/ Jewish American physicist who is visiting us at the moment. Alas, he is the only person who call tell it without being arrested for propagating race hate!
On the internet, you can be a black/Jewish American physicist if you want to be. It's magical.
But I'm not. Sigh. I'm a pasty, Caucasian physicist/ slumlord.
For some reason, I now feel like bursting into a chorus of, "I wish I could fly, right up to the sky..." like Orville. Alas, the prospect of Keith Harris' hand up my back passage doesn't seem so appealing at the minute. Must be something I ate.
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