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5 Alive

Sorry there's not really a post today, I spent the time writing a new 5 to liven up my comedy catalogue.

So here is a joke from that.

on advertising

Have you seen the new Lynx ads that say when you’re out and about with Lynx you can see sexy women in their underwear?

I’ve tried it, and to be fair to them, it does work... as long as you inhale enough of it straight from the can.

Other things you might see include unicorns, dancing pixies and my dead grandmother.

And you’ll smell like a car air freshener.

On relationships

You know when that time comes and you have to dump someone? You think it’s over but they keep popping up again.

You probably haven’t tied enough bricks to their feet.

posted by Peter The Great @ 7:08 PM