Frogger blogger
Don't tell me that playing video games doesn't teach you valuable life skills.Today, as I was entering the the Royal Institute of British Architects (ooh, fancy!) through their revolving door, there was a shuddering impact and the revolving door immediately stopped living up to its name.
I turned around to see, squished like a fly between the blade of the door and the glass surround, a young lady looking really quite distressed.
That wouldn't have happened if she'd spent enough time playing Super Mario Galaxy, I can assure you.
And Christ alone knows how the poor girl had survived crossing the road all these years.
Have you ever been squashed by a door, bashed by a table or sexually assaulted by a sideboard? Tell us your story in the comments.
posted by Peter The Great @ 2:17 PM
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The table came up and hit me once! I was about 8 years old and it broke one of my front teeth in half. Mummy dearest was rather shocked when she came to pick me up from school....I thought it was great :o)
A bidet once cut my sisters arse! I'm pissing myself as I type that ha ha!! Why didn't I write that in my blog entry last night?
BTW, I Couldn't edit so I deleted and rewrote :)
Nice tone, Peter the Great. Particularly the last paragraph.
I had a lover slam a door in my face once, if that counts. It hurt.
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