Britney Spears' Tour... of death
I found this story on the web... well, I saw some pictures. There was a story with it, but I can't be arsed with reading it. I prefer to interpret my own news...
Britney the Barbarian
In an unexpected turn yesterday, Britney Spears went on the rampage through a Florida shopping mall, bludgeoning innocent shoppers with a custom-made pink mallet whilst singing “Hit you baby, one more time,” and cackling madly.
The Princess of Pop, named after the sound made by her victims’ skulls, has had a history of mental problems, of which this is just the latest, and most horrific manifestation.
“Miss Spears has been suffering from exhaustion and is entering rehab,” said a spokesman for the serial-killing songstress, adding, “Maximum security rehab, that is.”
... is probably what the story was about.
posted by Peter The Great @ 1:56 PM
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