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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Top barrister and legal expert Jordan, who has on rare occasions been featured in various tabloid newspapers has proposed a subtle shift in the legal process so as to adjust the balance of the scales of justice in favour of the victim.

“Rapists should be raped,” she says.

After a thorough review of the philosophy of law and an analysis of two hundred years of precedent, she came to the conclusion 'if someone rapes some girl, he should be bent over and the same thing should be done for him.'

Glad that’s cleared up then.

Also, Obama became president today, which was nice.

2 Comments:

At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read this and thought of you.

http://www.popbitch.com/home/which-one-is-the-starter-which-one-is-the-desert/

(in a 'this is the sort of letter that PTG might write if he found himself in this situation' sort of way, of course.)

 
At 4:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

More posts, more posts, MORE POSTS!!!!

 

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