Frightful business
As usual, I have nothing in the house for even me to eat, so that when the urchins come around crying 'trick or treat' (wearing nary so much as a scary mask by way of effort) I will have nothing tasty-treatwise to offer them bar, possibly, a packet of fruit-flavoured condoms I could try to convince them were chewing gum.On the plus side, they will then 'trick' me by throwing eggs at my house. If I'm quick, I could maybe catch one or two before they make contact (or at worst, scrape a couple off the window) and then it's omlette for tea.
Who's the trickster now, you little bastards?
In other hallowe'en news, if you want to carve yourself a pumpkin this year, I think you should apply a little quality control. It has to look as good as or better than this.
Don't worry, there's a tutorial for doing it on the link. Feel free to send pictures of your efforts.
Happy hallowe'en all!
posted by Peter The Great @ 10:07 AM
1 Comments:
You're right, they are little bastards.
This guy had the right idea:
http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=10576034
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