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5 reasons why it's a smart idea to marry the fattest man in the world.

1. Those early, heady days when you spent all day in bed will never end... for him anyway.


2. "Honey, does my bum look... oh, forget it."


3. The only way he could possible be screwing around is if the 'other woman' comes to him. So if you've got the only front door key...


4. You'll never need to buy a beanbag again.


5. The sex would be great. It may seem on the face of it that he might have no stamina, but he doesn't need it. Just give him a slap and ride the ripples.

posted by Peter The Great @ 10:16 PM