Headline of the year
Well done Metro, for a couple of reasons.The first is that they have finally managed to create a headline that accurately represents the content of the story, without spurious celebrity link ups, dubious out of context quotes or just plain lies.
The second is for the headline itself...
STD koala survives 100kph hit.
Oh, and bonus points because the koala was treated at a vet's that was established by funds from the late Steve 'oh, now he's really angry' Irwin, who Metro do not mention in their headline.
Perhaps there is hope.
Mind you, although on the face of it this is a good news story, perhaps we should consider the possibility that there is a more sinister explanation.
Maybe, just maybe, the koala discovered he had Chlamydia and realised the only way he could get it is if his girlfriend had been cheating on him.
So, filled with marsupial despair he takes a eucalyptus overdose and hurls himself in front of a speeding car in a desperate bid to end it all.
Just a thought.
posted by Peter The Great @ 9:19 AM
1 Comments:
I love the way thr Aussies are so perenially unimaginative with their naming of things. They called him 'Lucky'. Other points in case are:
The Great Sandy Desert
The Coral Sea
Red Cliffs
White Cliffs
Greenbushes
They should have called him 'Lucky Fucker' on account of his STD...
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