Going, going, gone.
Apparently some dude has sold his entire life on eBay.He managed to get $200,000 for his car, house, all his stuff plus an introduction to all his friends and a trial period at his job.
And I know what you're thinking. But no. It was because he was divorced and the stuff reminded him of her that he got rid of it all in the first place.
What's more, the list of things he sold included...
his Mazda car, motorbike, jet ski and parachuting gear
Jesus, who is this guy? The milk tray man?
It gets worse. You know what the job that he was throwing in a trial period in was? The job that paid for the parachuting, the jetskiing and the numerous vehicles cluttering up the garage?
He also sold... a trial run in his sales assistant job at a rug shop.
A sales assistant! In a rug shop!
Good Lord. What are they, magic carpets? Or are sales assitants in Perth valued rather more highly than our own specimens?
Clearly I am in the wrong job.
posted by Peter The Great @ 8:08 PM
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