What to buy when you ask a hooker to marry you
So Eliot Spitzer's been busted sleeping with expensive working girls.
This raises a number of questions.
1. Why is anyone surpised that a man who's obviously wearing a latex face feels the need to pay for sex.
2. How on earth did a man with an obvious latex face get to marry an ageing Jennifer Aniston-a-like.
3. How come every report I've read talk about the man's 'involvement in a prostitute ring'? Whatever happened to 'went to a brothel' or 'shagged a working girl'? They make it sound like he organised the bloody thing.
4. If possible federal charges will be brought because his chosen Saucepot crossed state lines when she took the train from out of state, does that mean he will essentially be charged with out of town shopping?
Still, it's nice to see a good hypocrite had up isn't it?
PS watching Alfie now (the proper one with Caine). Great stuff. And what a wanker Jude Law is.
posted by Peter The Great @ 9:38 PM
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