Tarot a while
There's nothing I like more than a survey to tell me what I'm like.It's funny really. I already know what I'm like.
Or do I?
Actually, it doesn't matter. Because even if I do complete one of them and it suggests I am, in some way, not the bundle of wit and charm I think I am, I assume it is because the survey is hopelessly flawed, rather than suspecting I may be just a teensy bit mistaken about myself.
Anyway, the point is that there are loads of these surveys around online that give you code to put in your blog so everyone knows that if you were a sweet you'd be a Hershey's kiss, or that you're a Captain America, a unicorn or whatever.
Normally I wouldn't inflict that kind of rubbish on you. I just complete them, chuckle to myself about how they're absolutely right, I am a natural leader of men, then move on to look at more porn (calligraphic or otherwise).
But this one, I had to share. It's a survey to tell you what tarot card you might be.
And what do you think I got?...
You are The Fool
The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
posted by Peter The Great @ 6:42 PM
5 Comments:
Thanks a lot - I've just discovered that I am the Devil. This explains a lot.
Professor Numbers
I am the moon, which says;
You are The Moon
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.
The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.
Hmmm... I may have to read this a few more times, if only to convince myself that it does NOT say that I'm deranged!
Moon. What a load of utter bollox
Guess who I am, Pita: What else but The Empress!
You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.
The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.
The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.
Much like the astrology feature in the paper, if it says good things will happen, you put more stock in astrology. If it says you'll fall flat on your face, you say all astrology is twaddle & Russell Grant is a big, fat, camp twit.
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