Dyslexicon
One of my favourite science commentaters, Ben Goldacre, has been writing about a supposed 'cure' for dyslexia which the makers insist work wonders without actually letting anyone see the results of their tests.Well, I reckon Dyslexia's all in the mnid anyway. If you biliev youze giong to see tah werdx wringoly il sooms likoly you77 do so.
Also, an amazing overturning of the presumed permanent order in the United States today.
That's right Britney has filed for divorce. Which, rather brilliantly, means Kevin Federline (aka K-Fed, if you buy into his musical identity - which none of the music buying public did, so why should we) can henceforth be known as Fed Ex. Nice.
Best of all, this website manages to detect a cunning conspiracy theory in the whole shennanigan. And I find myself increasingly convinced.
Alternatively, uber-republican Britney has initiated proceedings to distract the American nation whilst George Bush launches a secret coup ejecting the Democrats from the House of Representatives, hanging Nancy Pelosi from the White House flagpole (at half mast) and intalling an iron fist of military control everywhere but the projects, which are left to descend into civil war and anarchy.
As long as People magazine keeps the population doped up on Spears-based gossip, they won't even notice. And Spears and Bush will cackle insanely in their undersea lair.
The truth is out there.
posted by Peter The Great @ 8:34 PM
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Or maybe the poor wee thing just finally came to her senses...?
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