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And the new black is...

Goodness. Everyone's doing it.

That's right, it seems I was quite wrong to abuse poor old Coventry Travelodge for her on-stage hurling antics, falsely accusing her of being either a rubbish artist or a drunkard.

Instead, it seems that puking whilst performing is all the rage - even Elton John is at it.


Mind you, our Elton had the good grace to step off the stage and hurl into the toilet.

So, vomit is clearly the new mainstream. I confidently predict Katie Melua, Alanis Morissette and Chris Martin will all be projectile hurling over their on-stage stools soon.

Meanwhile, the punk and alternative crowd will have to react against it. Orderly queuing will break out in mosh pits throughout the land and gangs of youths will prowl the streets looking for little old ladies with pension-stuffed handbags to help across the road.

You heard it here first.

posted by Peter The Great @ 7:57 PM