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It seems the repeated rejections (social and professional running neck and neck this week) have taken their toll on my sense of humour and I can't think of anything funny today.So instead, I'll just give you this.
posted by Peter The Great @ 11:02 AM
5 Comments:
Re the link - What on earth...?!
Sorry you're feeling low - will buy you a pint when I next see you!
I will also buy you a pint when I next see you. Maybe two.
XXX
Me too... (but more than two and I'll have to expense it!)
In a desperate attempt to cheer you up I googled, "help me, I need a laugh". So as a result, here's a couple fine jokes for you, I quote:
" ther was this lady who was pregnant but didnt know it she was shot twice in a bankrobbery and the doctor told her the babies were fine she freaked out but when they were older (the ferternale twins)the girl peed out a bullet and told her mom and the mom told her the story then a few weeks later the boy came in and told his mom he shot the dog(masterbating) "
Good stuff eh?
Oh, there's also this one:
" trust in the Lord Jesus Christ he loves you and this is no joke he died on the cross for you may he bless you "
Don't know about you, but that sure cracked me up...
Oh well, I tried - sorry x
Here's another one to cheer you up:
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
xx
That link is just plain weird, my friend!
...of course, this is coming from the man who has a permanent link on his blog to a site comparing Bush with monkeys...
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