Roy Keane in shock MU exit!
Important news from the world of sport.Apparently Mr Roymond Keane of popular beat combo Manchester United is leaving to go soloas a result of 'artistic differences'.
It seems the band has been together for twelve and a half years, during which they had a number of hits, most memorably for Mr Keane, the classic "Alf-injured Harland" which went straight to number one in Norway.
An enthusiastic Irishman, it is thought Roymond will be bringing his diplomatic skills to bear on the Northern Ireland situation, before forming a nationwide chain of high fashion bootmakers 'Angry Arsehole Footwear'.
My thoughts and best wishes go out to the man and his numerous illegitimate children.
Oh no, hang on. They don't. I couldn't give a shit.
posted by Peter The Great @ 2:50 PM
2 Comments:
WTF?! Why the hell are you looking at the BBC Sport pages?!
Glad to see that your indifference to the 'national game' of soccerball still holds firm (well as firm as indifference can do...) Expect to see you Saturday 26th.
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