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The truth is out

So, not wanting to put a big post up about my leaving, my colleagues have very kindly provided the material for me - through the medium of...

Who Wants To Leave The Company

This quiz, loosely based on Millionaire, was administered to me in front of a large crowd of my colleagues. The questions (correct answers in bold) were as follows...

1. What year did you join?
a) 1996 b) 1998 c) 1999 d) 2000

2. Who was your first line manager at D&G?
a) Sean
b) Edmund
c) Tanya
d) Hilary

3. How many times did your Bognor Birdman team win the prestigious "Fancy Dress" award?
a) once
b) twice
c) three times
d) never

4. When faced with a female teacher with a history of fancying young boys, would you:
a) Make your excuses and leave?
b) Ask her for introductions?
c) Walk her to the station and snog her?
d) Change into grey shorts?

5. What fictional character provided you with the most on-line hits, winks and emails on a dating website?
a) Sporty Guy
b) The Poet
c) Rich broker with domestic violence issues
d) The real Peter Goddard

6. In a poll of D&G employees which of the following do you most resemble on dress down days?
a) A German Exchange Student
b) Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now
c) Bananaman
d) Plug from the Bash Street Kids

7. Where did you wake up after your IDM Diploma Course drinks night out, aka The Vodka Massacre?
a) A Police station
b) A police cell
c) A bridge over the River Thames
d) A park bench

8. In a poll of D&G employees, how many women have you hit on/slept with/snogged at D&G?
a) 1-2
b) 3- 4
c) 5
d) 6 or more

9. How many Marketing meetings have you not been sober or hungover at?
a) none
b) 1
c) 2
d) 3

10. Which of the following do you consider most useful as a prop for use in chatting up girls?
a) A bottle of champagne
b) An expensive watch
c) A nice suit
d) A sock puppet

11. How would you most likely describe yourself to a colleague's wife?
a) Rude and annoying
b) Suave and sophisticated
c) Fragrant and moist
d) In touch with your inner badger

12.What was your excuse for coming into work late last week:
a) The alarm didnt go off
b) I woke up in someone else's bed
c ) I forgot I still worked at D&G
d) There were leaves on the track

13. How did you break a rib on holiday this year?
a) In a bungy jump
b) Carrying a suitcase
c) Running into a fence when drunk trying to get to the beach
d) Saving orphans from a burning building

14. On the same holiday, How did you explain your broken rib to girls you met in nightclubs?
a) In a bungy jump
b) Carrying a suitcase
c) Running into a fence when drunk trying to get to the beach
d) Saving orphans from a burning building

15 Where did you spend the night after the D&G Christmas Party 1999?
a) In a boat at Raven's Ait
b) On a roundabout in Esher
c) At your desk
d) Oh god! The shame. The shame.

Thanks everyone, I'm going to miss you.

posted by Peter The Great @ 1:36 PM