A cult above the rest
Whilst at work, it's important to take what small joys you can. So imagine my enormous pleasure at discovering that it only takes three minutes to become an ordained minister online.That means I can become reverend and still have time to develop perfect abs before the kettle has boiled.
Consequently, I am now the Reverend Peter. So please, go ahead and start revering.
So, my online chums, feel free to send cash donations for instant forgiveness or, if you are an attractive young lady, apply in person for benediction today.
God bless you all (except one of you - you know who you are).
The Rev.
ps watch this space of news of my upcoming cult.
posted by Peter The Great @ 11:24 AM
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